Will, 20 years old.
Endlessly in love.

 

alchemyprime:

sprinklesobourbon:

howtolightyourselfonfire:

mikalopsia:

did-you-kno:

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What the fuckthose aren’t smartiesThey don’t even have chocolate insidewhat the fuck what the fuck what the fuckAmerica you’re doing smarties wrong these aren’t smarties

Wait what the fuck do you mean there’s chocolate in smarties???? I always hated smarties because there was no chocolate. Are you telling me I’ve been missing out because my country fucked up again??!


These are smarties ^
Those things in the first picture are Rockets.

You know, I’m not normally one to do this, but - FREEDOM loving people call them Smarties. We already have M&Ms and Sixlets, you take your false Smarties out of here. 

Is no one going to ask why green is strawberry flavored??!?

alchemyprime:

sprinklesobourbon:

howtolightyourselfonfire:

mikalopsia:

did-you-kno:

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What the fuck
those aren’t smarties
They don’t even have chocolate inside
what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck
America you’re doing smarties wrong these aren’t smarties

Wait what the fuck do you mean there’s chocolate in smarties???? I always hated smarties because there was no chocolate. Are you telling me I’ve been missing out because my country fucked up again??!

These are smarties ^

Those things in the first picture are Rockets.

You know, I’m not normally one to do this, but - 
FREEDOM loving people call them Smarties. 
We already have M&Ms and Sixlets, you take your false Smarties out of here. 

Is no one going to ask why green is strawberry flavored??!?

DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-

Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS

DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.

Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE

DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.

Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER

DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.

Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW

DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...

Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.

DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.

Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM

DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.

Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO

DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-

Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK

DC: Wait-

Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR

DC: I didn't-

Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA

Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE

Marvel: PEACE

Pretty sure this may be the last summer I get to see some of my friends for a very long time. Trying to make the most of it.

A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures for anything.

Irish proverb  (via)

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